Frosted Blakes
WEIGHTLIFTING RULES
No chatting. Just shut up and lift. 
Cell phones: See rule #1
No curling in the squat rack. EVER!
It’s your sweat, wipe it off. 
Re-rack your weights you lazy turd. 
No dropping DB’s. You lift, you lower. 
Stop staring at the ladies
The Smith machine? Really? 
You can’t out-train a crap diet. TUBBY.
Quit your bitchin’ and just start liftin’  
Found on the back of a badass 12yr-old at today’s powerlifting meet. Kid deadlifted almost 3x his bodyweight today. Love it.

WEIGHTLIFTING RULES

  1. No chatting. Just shut up and lift. 
  2. Cell phones: See rule #1
  3. No curling in the squat rack. EVER!
  4. It’s your sweat, wipe it off. 
  5. Re-rack your weights you lazy turd. 
  6. No dropping DB’s. You lift, you lower. 
  7. Stop staring at the ladies
  8. The Smith machine? Really? 
  9. You can’t out-train a crap diet. TUBBY.
  10. Quit your bitchin’ and just start liftin’  

Found on the back of a badass 12yr-old at today’s powerlifting meet. Kid deadlifted almost 3x his bodyweight today. Love it.


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